Week 1: Awkward Moments

[David Girton]

Leave it to Ian to make everything so awkward in this game. I think Ian lacks a lot of tact when it comes to making alliances. Love him to death and all but he's made it very awkward for me. Now I have to smooth things over with all the girls. What can I say I'm the 'ladies' man. And the quotes are for the fact they are all probably dudes. Thank god tho cause I find women repulsive no offense intended! So here I am aligned with all these people I like because I chose them and they are all freaking out. So I could see this alliance dead before the game starts. But I think I'll have a solid alliance with each of them. The only one whose really not a big fan is Adria. Cautious people never live so she should really just learn to get over it. On top of that awkward moment I learned who Elissa is which makes it even more awkward cause I'm obviously gonna work with her but do to her character choice I chose to exclude her from the little alliance. If she were included the name would of been 4 hotties 1 nerd and a tranny  

Porsche is easily my current fav of the players we seem to click well but I'm still weary of trusting her. Adria practically offered up her 'lady' parts on a silver platter 15 mins into our Convo so she will no doubt be the whore of the house. Playing guys is kinda awkward for me cause I like to flirt too but I'm kinda like do straight guys flirt? Oh well! Jessie is ok I like her she's cool and all but kinda paranoid IMO. Rachel is a riot to chat with I enjoyed the laughs. I heard Jean is fake so I really have no desire to talk to her. Jack is kinda like the perverted uncle who you never want to get stuck talking to alone at family reunions. Mcrea may as well be mute his Convo sucked IMO. And Jun is Asian ( no offense Julie) I feel like I talked to other people but I don't remember. I know I had a quick Convo with James I'm not impressed. Oh and Shane yeah he got hit over the head with a surf board tbh

[David Girton]

Well if this ain't awkward then idk what is! Cause now I'm in two alliances oops? Not that I like anyone in the second one cept Elissa. But lets start with awkward moment 1 of the day. Ian leaves me a lovely Skype message bitching about no one posting in our little board she had chenbot create. So I explained to her I was game for it but everyone seemed hesitant about it and all came to me about it being awkward and I've gotten no reply so Ian must of stole chenbots botbrator and is pleasuring myself? Idk. So like I said that alliance is dead in the water!

Meanwhile the socially inept Mcrea magically found the private message button on the board and I swear just randomly picked people to message to form an alliance for the challenge? Awkwarddd! I mean Jack? Really Mcrea? Really? You are gonna work with Uncle pervert Jack? I think he's dumber then I initially thought tbh. The others in the group were Elissa who I like, Shane whose growing on me, and James? I don't have an opinion on him at all really. 

So I of course went and told Porsche oops at me lol. And she now wants Mcrea out thank god! So this will be fun. And not even5 minutes after I told Porsche Elissa is all like I hope no one tells. *crickets chirp* oh well lol. And of course Elissa wants to be hoh. Why anyone wants to be first hoh is beyond me. Though I'd prolly nominate Jean and Mcrea. That god this isn't fvf format or my team would suck -_-

oh and did I mention how funny it is that Jean magically appeared after Hoh was posted? She deff put on her DSL lips and has been going to town from what I've heard. Just so production knows you all may have to pump her stomach like Lil Kim back in 2004. All that cum in such a short time can't be good for her body. Not to mention the herpes she just got from Jack 

[Jason Guy]

Jean's gonna be like Hercules If she's got that much protein in her

[David Girton]

Nah she's gonna die from protein intake tbh

[David Girton]

That awkward moment when you are up late cause your sick and you are left alone with uncle pervert Jack. Or as he calls himself Daddy Owens. I actually like Jack but I feel bad for him having to play jack. Jack is on the same level as Marvin and Gerry as biggest BB creeper tbh. 

[Chenbot]

Aww no. Jack was likable. Marvin and Gerry were creepers though.

[David Girton]

Really so you are a Daddy Owens fan huh? Idk when he said he's Daddy Owens I just invision this creepy elderly gay man who bribes young boys to play with his wrinkly balls

[Chenbot]

Well Daddy Owens is creepy tbh, but I just mean on the actual show lol.

[David Girton]

Jack on the actual show was good yes. But I kinda like Daddy Owens I could use a sugar daddy tbh

[Chenbot]

btw are you okay with the viewers to see your dr or no? (dick, dustin, natalie, marcellas, lori)

[David Girton]

I don't see why it'd be a problem. They are kinda like pws?

[Chenbot]

Yeah, they have all played before so it's not like I don't know/trust them.

[David Girton]

Alright that's cool. Everyone can come party in my confessional!!!

[Jason Guy]

Woo Party!

[David Girton]

Yay week one and Porsche wins hoh. Tbh I didn't want to win that'd be awkward cause I'm kinda good with everyone or at least I'd like to think so. The luxury comp has me nervous cause I could potentially end up in the bottom 8 which would suck. Jamie finally talked to me via pm. Why the dude doesn't get on aim I dunno but I have to admit my reaction was kinda like. Eh Mckayla Marone isn't impressed! He compared my character to his. But Jamie is like so gross. Jack/Gerry/Marvin>Jamie tbh. I wasn't a fan at all. So if this Jamie is only going to communicate via pm I don't see him lasting past round 3 tbh. 

Meanwhile it's kinda awkward in the alliance chat seeing Ian's Winky and all. So not my type of guy but eh oh well lol. I think now the girls have all come around to the alliance. Especially after I leaked Mcreas pm to everyone. God I'm such a dick lol oops. I really don't like him tho so I feel it's justified. Hopefully he stays in the bottom 8 so Porsche can nominate him. That'd be so lol worthy!

I am dying to ask Jean if swallowing all that nut was worth it? She's like the nutter butter of the house tbh. She doesn't even need to go on slop ever. Just give her a bucket of cum ok let me stop before I make myself sick from the mental image!

And poor Jessie is at 10. I guess people don't like her much tho I am not surprised. She is kind of just there not very interesting. But I like her either way! And Daddy Owens well like I said I needs a sugar daddy. He can spank me dailey so long as he keeps me safe if he wins hoh!