Post by Evel Dick Donato on Sept 7, 2013 9:06:54 GMT -6
Hi Cassandra... you're still boring, and I didn't read your ridiculously long winded post. Go away.
In other more interesting news.... YAAAY JAMES IS GONE!
P.S. James' eviction was sooo cringeworthy. You can just tell his ego can't handle this epic fail. He's built himself up in his mind as this BBR god, when he's really just a prejuror who made no impact in the game this season.. I feel bad for him... almost! #HowsThatHumblePieTaste?
P.P.S. Ian is badass. He tore James a new one and delivered a humilating eviction of a seasoned Vet ala Janelle in season 14. You go gurl. <3
And if anyone cares.. I'm still team Dom and team Adria. #BBR9
HIEEEEEEEEE! The only two time finalist and two time winner Cassandra Waldon is here, fashionably late just like in AS3 which brings me to my first point: Julie, I don't appreciate you throwing shade about how you didn't finish AS3 episodes because "nobody important played" when HELLO, Cassandra's return from the dead and slaying of Dick in the Jury questions was legendary and epic and really does deserve to get documented if I do say so myself.
My second point (god how does this always work out so perfectly), Dick, nice to see you again I guess, hope you recovered from AS3. Lori and Drew, glad to see you two as always. Brian and Dustin, I think we've interacted at some point? You guys witnessed history with my victories at least so that's worth a hello. Jason, we didn't get to talk much in AS3 but nice to see you again. Anyone else, nice to meet you all! I know it might be intimidating to be in the presence of a two time winner but you'll learn to get used to it soon enough.
Thirdly, I have no clue what's going on so if anyone wants to bring me up to date that'd be lovely. I recognize a few faces so I'm guessing returning players are involved somehow? Out of the few I recognize...
Dominic ~ didn't get to talk to him much in AS3 since he was always busy as fuck and he was evicted around the same time I returned from the dead, but he seemed nice?
James ~ I'm sure his bitter ass STILL holds a grudge that I didn't bring him to the final two in season 11 but I was cackling so hard when I found out that he randomly drew me in the AS3 sweepstake and begrudgingly somewhat rooted for me to win. I would normally say he could do one but maybe I should be the better person?
Jun ~ alol this bitch. I wonder if she knows that I played in her Endurance Recycled (original name right?) game and trolled the SHIT out of her, exposed her as a cheater since she rigged the game, and made her delete the board but we made nice in AS3 so maybe she doesn't know who I am? She's okay in my book I guess.
Porsche ~ I think I was kinda aligned with her at one point in AS3? By one point I mean the one round I was in before I was voted out the first time alol but she's alright!
Rachel ~ ugh. Why she was even brought back the first time as a fourth boot in season 11 was beyond me. I actually wrote a HUGE rant about her in the beginning of AS3 and it's ever so appropriate:
Rachel ~ ugh this bitch? Really? Let me tell you something about Rachel Plecner. She thinks she's smart. She thinks she's funny. She thinks she's better than everyone. All three of those are false. Quite Jamiely I don't know how she got cast (and I'm sure all of the viewers will find that ironic come from me but I couldn't care less) and I'm pissed. Rachel's one of those people that is extremely bitter for no reason whatsoever. She played in BBPearl (which contrary to popular belief, Libra did not cohost) so I saw how unjustly bitter she can be, but I digress. Rachel and I were opposing alliances and reading her DRs she'd talk about how I don't exist, need chicken and purple drank or whatever the fuck, and she picked some hideous sock puppet of me? If you're going to talk shit, YOU HAVE TO BE FUNNY. Har har har, black people love chicken and Kool-Aid, how original Rachel. You win once again. So anyways when she was on the block she gave some desperate plea to me about how I'm just a nobody and I'm being used and yada yada and how I should flip to her side. Meanwhile I'm associated in a group of seven and at least four other people have bigger targets than me. So should I have flipped? Hell to the fucking no. She was weirdly jealous of me and would be like "why won't you vote with me?" And I'd be like "why are you so obsessed with me?" So then in her eviction week I was like "Rachel, I can't vote to keep you because they think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have lesbian in my alliance! There would be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean right, she was a lesbian! And then she went to the Pre Jury House and was calling me Matulu and she was totally weird and now I guess she's on crack. But anyways, I'm positive she's going to come after me because she's a jealous ho. She's the Jenna Lewis to my Tina Wesson. Nobody really knows why she's here or how she got here, but she's going to be a raging demon because she was the fourth evicted or some shit. PS BTW using Daniele Donato gifs and quotes to express your thoughts is not cute.
But in spite of all of that and in spite of her evicting me WEEK ONE... I kinda like her now? Once I came back into the game we formed some weird frenemyship and as much as she hates the way I play the game and is frustrated that I won twice and she can't get to the finals yet, I forced her to respect me? That's more than I can get from some of these jealous hoes so for the fact that she's actually willing to be the bigger person and respect me (as much as she doesn't want to), I can respect her.
And that's five... I know that Shane and Ian are from season 13 but that came at a hard time in my life right after Hurricane Sandy so I didn't really get to view much, but I think Shane won? I would say that's a good club to be in but I mean James and Enzo lol. I'll try to catch up on Recycled 13 eventually and form my opinions. The eight returnee... I don't even know who it is so that just shows the irrelevance.
But yes, bow down bitches, the quen b Cassandra Waldon has arrived
James is being real, Dick. Everything he said is true. He really wants to play, but he isn't free enough to play and all the people he called out needed it. If you think Ian should be praised...I mean getting James out as a former winner was good, but the way he handled this week is going to come back later. He made himself out to be a target now, when he, Jun, and Adria were the perfect Vets since they had no real threat level. Dominic is already considered a threat just because people know him as a host. This week Ian basically showed the house that he is with Porsche and David. Why would you out that info week two? That's two weeks Ian has been called out and you telling me that should be praised?
James is being real, Dick. Everything he said is true. He really wants to play, but he isn't free enough to play and all the people he called out needed it. If you think Ian should be praised...I mean getting James out as a former winner was good, but the way he handled this week is going to come back later. He made himself out to be a target now, when he, Jun, and Adria were the perfect Vets since they had no real threat level. Dominic is already considered a threat just because people know him as a host. This week Ian basically showed the house that he is with Porsche and David. Why would you out that info week two? That's two weeks Ian has been called out and you telling me that should be praised?
Jules, game-wise maybe Ian didn't make the best move.. but despite your love for him, over the years James has become arrogant and cocky about how great he is at ORGs. It's satistying to see him fail, miserably. It's just personal for me to want to see him go. And gone he is.
I'd be happy with a Porsche, Dom, Adria HoH next! Ian's HoH was amazeballs! #KeepTheMomentumGoing
I'd love to see Shane/Rachel or a newb leave this week.
Post by Cassandra Waldon on Sept 7, 2013 18:37:18 GMT -6
Am I the only one who finds it cute that Dick still can't express his own thoughts and needs to preface every post with a "clever" gif? I guess I was a little too generous in thinking a year is enough for someone to mature.
Anyways, James is a pretentious loser with an irrational hatred for me so I'm certainly glad to see him leave, especially Pre-Jury because he'll be so butthurt but he won't be able to do anything about it.