Week 2 - Time to Drown Some BitcheS!!!!

[Ian Terry]

Are you Fucking Shitting ME!!!!!!! HOH ....... HELL FUCKIN YEAH And it couldn't be a more perfect time, but these bitches let it be short lived!!!

First order of business, bite of Shanes dick for being a two timing schemer that thinks I am STUPID enough not to know he is pulling the same damn shit as our previous season!!!! Note to Shane : Don't fucking build an alliance to attack the HOH in future weeks and NOT expect it to get back to her... STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!

Next order of business is to drag Shane off James Dick!! This IDGAF, sense of humor he has going for him, is fucked, am I the only one that thinks everything he says, deserves a punch in the dick!!!! Apparently your the Mob Boss of the Cave Trolls (what the fuck is with that Alliance name) ... and I could give a fuck, because this week as I said to SHANE .. you don't have control. You have played this series enough and perhaps its time to GTFO, K Thnxs!!!

My Recycled Sweetheart is now frying on my BBQ, as she was pulled into this ass alliance last night, given plenty of time to reveal her loyalties to our group, and she opted out!! Sadly that means Jessie you just sealed your fate and you are no longer a HOTTIE!!!!! When my nomination speech hits you will be finding out exactly what I know and I hope you start to squirm. I am so dissipointed in you, but I was warned your a sneaky bitch, so Shame on me!!!!!

So this all started when Porsche came to me and was like SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT we gotta talk. Andrew our amazing DPOV holder, and buddy shared info of this group!! OH SNAP, you guys invited someone in our alliance to your alliance and unlike Jessie, he proved to be fucking Loyal. Apparently Jack is proving to me more loyal too. So it is assumed that Porsche Rachel Elissa and I amongst other "newbs" are in an alliance... alright Kind of fucking of Busted, and this brings us to Adria, is she the one that brought this on, or are they just playing the assumptions game, I don't want to cast her aside before I know for sure!!!!!! Oh and Elissa, a little off shot!!!! She isn't in the original 6, that I boldly fucking through together, but I do heart her, Your forming of this fucktard allaince to specifically strike at us, is only bonding us closer, and Im going to use every fucking word you say about people against you!!!!! 

Looks over at HOH results and goes oh yeah, I think our alliance got all the good shit, I think your timing is FUCKED, and I hear your already looking ahead, assuming I am the kind of bitch that would take an easy HOH. Each one of you told me to nominate Jean and Jamie, and I will be letting them know this btw. .... Why would I nominate them when they can help me, and your lot has clearly drawn a line in the sand?? Expect two of your assses to be fucking the block with ur limp dicks as you realize you can only save one of yourselves.. Maybe I should tell Shane he is the PAWN!!!! I know how that fucking feels.

As far as loyalty right now I am still loyal to Rachel David Porsche and for the time being Adria. I also feel super close to Andrew and him and Porsche are like my number one allies to protect. Elissa is proving to be awesome thus far, but need to be careful, Jun also is someone grasping at my heart.

Shane and James can diaf, Jack seems to be giving info to our side so I am not gonna hate on him in this post!!! Dominic is in a bad situation in the middle of the move, but that alliance assumes they have him so he is neutral for me at the moment!!!! Jamie and Jean are still quiet.

So to recap, this nerdy whore is HOH, and its going to be a wild ride so buckel up bitches, we have a Luxury competition to dominate, and some whores to send to the yellow!!! Clearly today my mood is a twist between excitment and chaotic hell raising!!!