Week 1 - Time to Saddle Up Bitches

[Ian Terry]

Time to Saddle Up Bitches


The cursor flashes across my screen as I think how to begin my second journey in the Big Brother House. Safe to say it didn't go as planned the first time around, and I got Quack Packed up the ass by my final 3 alliance of Danielle and Shane. SHOCKER, Shane is sitting across from me, wide eyed and grinning like we are BFF, UMMMM Remember when you fucked me, Forgive but NEVER forget is how Ian is going to be playing this time around. I do not plan to directly attack him, but I won't hide from the others that he is a past winner, and he did me wrong!!! He can flash that smile all he wants, I will not fall for his charms again this season.

Big Brother is an entirely different story next to Survivor games. I am able to walk into a Survivor game and pretty much know what paths to take to ensure I at least fall to the jury at the very least. In Big Brother it feels like a balancing act, the social game is ten times more intense, and the people are freaking crazy. I dont know if "pregame" crap will creep up in this season and only time will tell.

So before I totally rip apart the cast and how I feel about them let us visit the twist of this season. The Power Ranking .... Well, this could be a good thing, a chance to remove myself from a situation to be nominated. With the announcement of the twist, and the factor of us returnees being in the game, I did something bold, crazy and possibly stupid. I attempted to form a day 1 alliance. This will either put us in final 6, smiling pretty, or I may be walking into the prejury door once more.

So I have had chats with almost everyone. First we start with ..........

Adria - We have yet to speak on AIM really, I was running out the door when she was coming into the house, BUT she did hunt down a shot of Tequila for me, after begging production ... so basically she is a goddess to me at this point <3 I really wanna get to know her better and can see us potentially working together. She is one of the players that was invited to the alliance (more on that a little later). 

Andrew - Hello Gorgeous .. who apparently spent his night before the Big Brother House getting loaded and paying for it this morning. We just met and on aim but he has a nasty personality (a good thing) that I could totally be into. He seems not afraid to be bold and could be a force in this game. We will see how he meshes with the other children this season.

David - Anyone who knows me knows that the person behind David has a spell on me. Oh Emma darling you do awkwardly amazing things to my body!!! I know I know I lack the proper hardware but Whatevs. So I admit we talked bout working together. David has a knack for making sure he sets his ducks in a row early on, he hasn't mentioned anything bout finals to me, so I have to be wary that I might not be in his long term plans. We talked about the alliance idea, and kind of each picked two people we wanted with us. Porsche and Rachel would be his babies, and Adria and Jessie would be mine. I don't know if this is all going to blow up in my face but I wanna play hard, and see where it takes me. David and I will either be the best alliance ever, or implode down the road. :S EEK BALLZ.

Dominic - Who the fuck are you??!?!?! It always makes me incredibly UNEASY that we have not spoken. If I dont create a rapore with everyone at least on a minimal level and they become HOH it could seal my fate!!! Do us ALL a favor and log onto AIM alreadY!! K THANKS!!! I know we know each other!!! You are the Starz host, so come out come out wherever you are!!!

Elissa - First of all totally rooting for this girl in Big Brother. She seems fun and spunky on AIM and I like that. She is someone I wanted to see in the core alliance, but David was all like "I wanna vote that Tranny Bitch outta the game". Regardless if in the alliance or not she is someone I plan to get close with. I could really see Elissa and Ian rocking it. Ive seen her husband so she isn't shallow on looks so perhaps I have a shot <3

Jamie - ROOMIE!!! We havn't talked a whole lot but you seem chill. Another person I can see myself getting along with. I have this urge to run my fingers through his hair <3

Jean - Another, WHY HAVNT WE TALKED MOMENT. In talking to Porsche she mentioned that Jean is a bit awkward. Thats enough for me to say HEY, someone that can go up on the block easily if need me. I hope to get to talk to her before the game really starts, right now I am just like MEH in her department.

Jack - At first I thought Jack was pretty cool, chatty and nice, but the conversation kept dying. I am not sure if that was on him or myself. I just found myself grasping at straws to keep the conversation going. He talked about liking the twist and then poofed into the abyss.

James - Another past winner!!! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!! We have just started talking, so nothing to report just yet, obviously he knows how to win the game, so we will see if that paints him a threat or an asset to my game.

Jessie - OMG this girl is so adorable and I think I totally freaked her out last night lol. Hopefully my boldness did not scare her into the woods. She is super cute, and would love to go deep in the game with her, she was concerned about my bold alliance decision to just go for it, maybe she is a black widow in disguise and I could be facing my doom but for now she is just my sweet Jessie.

Jun - Such a beautiful month, hardy har har I know so lame but whatevs. We tried to have a conversation LOL but like with Jack it was always falling flat on its face. I am impartial to Jun's fate at this point.

McCrae - Sorry babe I may have already thrown you under the bus to some people planting the seed that you need to leave the game. Socially people are finding you short with them and the fact you brought up the main people to have targets are past winners gives me ammunition to put myself above you in the pecking order. I was certain to make sure Porsche ( and I will tell Rachel too biatch...) to watch out for you Its not that I have anything against you, I just didn't feel any sort of bond when talking to you on aim.

Porsche - Hey Girl Hey!!!! So usually hearting past winners can really fuck you hard. Aligning with them can be a death sentence but like I give a fuck. She is AWESOME. Totes potential to woe me and then spit me out into prejury but whatevs. She was one of both David and I picks for the alliance. I know her and Rachel were on opposing alliances in All Stars which could get tricky tricky, but I hope we can all work it right to final 6.

Rachel - Speaking of Queens My other Roomie and one of the two reasons I joined Gryffindor bedroom. First is because I am a complete Potter nerd and the second is she instantly intrigued me!!!! I do not know what drew me to her but it was so easy to talk to her, discussing real shit like books, and life. She is the last member of the yet to be revealed alliance. I can defin. see myself working with her if she is willing.

Shane - *flicks on the fucking nose*. As talked about before, you did me so wrong. I gave Danielle and you all of my heart and soul in my original season and you whipped out your dick and pissed all over me. Ofcourse the first thing I did was come to you and say no hard feelings. I will gorgive your GROWLS from the past, but I will again not forget. Tread on thin waters, being a past winner and on my bad side are two VERY VERY bad things.

So that is my mini take on the cast thus far, for all I know they are all up in their confessionals calling me the cunt of a century!!! Regardless we formed a not so solid alliance called 5 Hotties and 1 Nerd.. can you guess who the nerd is LMAO!!! If David, Rachel, Porsche, Jessie, Adria and myself can truly come together this early in the game, not denying the others but protecting the group first, I can see us making FINAL 6 easily, and working it from there. The twist allows us to have a decent control on Noms if we stick together. The likely hood this alliance rocks it is iffy but going balls to the wall this season. Now alls we can do is be social and wait for the first challenge :S.

Pink Reps the Alliance
Red Reps No Beuno
Green Reps MEH so Far
and
Gold Reps Not in Alliance but wants to work with!!!

[Ian Terry]

Sadly no one has visited me in my confessional... Guess I will go lay in the dog house and pout about competition results. Its a little fishy that my alliance takes first second and third, but then Adria, Jessie and I fall down the ranks!!! Can I just say mother fuckers.

Alright like I know a lot of these bitches are connected from outside the game, whether it is sausage or already bff dick sucking the fuck out of shit, but seriously give the nerd a chance this season. I am relying heavily on this Lux competition to boost me up in points. I just went fucking simple, picked a room, smashed the copy and paste key down the list and now sitting back and praying!!!!!  So let us re evaluate this group of hoe bags.

Adria - So I hear she is all freaking out cause the alliance is super early in the game whatever, clearly she has been sucking a lot of dick cause she didn't place too horribly in the challenge. She comes off as all sweet and here is some tequila but I am wary of her, I am watching her, and if she steps out of line I will cut her throat like an evil nerd bitch.

Andrew - This guy says this that make me go, OMFG your the Penis to my Vagina, I am always laughing and he is someone I can see myself easily getting along with. I havn't heard anything horrible from him about me but there is always time. For now I will keep riding his dick at the Carnival with my unlimited supplies of tickets!!! ALL ABOARD!!!

David - I think your a social whore. I heart your dick but I have to keep my eye on you. I know you think I am playing this week really bold, but I think in the long run it will work out. Your my little information snoop doggie dog!!!! You have let me know that Rachel is Colby, which is cool, I don't plan on having beef up in our bedroom!!! Gryffindors are as they say kind hearted, a lover not a fighter. You also mentioned that Elissa MAY have put my name out there to go on the block. She has not given me any indication that I have pissed on her, but Hey Now Its A Reilly Girl and with them you never know. You have the potential to mind fuck me into being your bot, and at this point in the game, if you think you can use me, I may survive you and your other allies. I have made a vow to honor the 6 of us, so at least until final 6, you will remain my bff.

Dominic - I want to burry my head in your lap and not come up for air!!!! Jamiely this is the only time I would enjoy your company. Our conversations have been short and blah, but your body still makes me sweat with anticipation... Such a teeter tatter of choices when it comes to you. Again you are in the bottom of shit, lacking the social grace, but will likely use your hosting connections to crawl out of the dumps into safety.

Elissa - Hey Girl Hey so I have conflicting information on you. Clearly your miss popular rocking 4th place, and at the same time I am watching you from the ranks at 8th going... hmmmmmmmmm could what Rachel relayed to David over skype last night be true, or are they fucking with me cause they wanted me to rank you low. I indeed ranked you in my top 8. No one tells me how to perform in a competition not even the sweet juices of David can sway me. I meant what I said just a few minutes ago. I WANT to be aligned with you, you may not be in the 6 but Andrew and You are two people I can see bonding throughout the game together and making something happen. I hope your Sausage connection to Porsche and Rachel and David, (might be slightly off there) doesn't get me thrown to the curb.

Jamie - Say What?

Jean - Look at you go girl. Invisible until HOH is posted then Puff the Magic Dragon here comes Jean online ready to work it girl!!! Jesus Christ, and then poof gone. The fact Porsche has been rubbed the wrong way by you already, that means you don't stand a chance against the 6 so  for now I will play nice, but know that your time in the BB house is sealed if I have anything to do with it. Tell your husband to get his dick ready, because your coming home!!!

JACK - WHAT THE FUCK!!! Another friend to David but David is alias so he says he is all like not going to tell Jamie who he is... Whoopdi Shit another person to do your dirty work for you!!! So I tried to to conversate with you FAIL so I tried again FAIL... getting a picture here FUCKING FAIL. I pushed you around in a bloody grocery cart and got caught by the cops trying to be entertaining and FAIL. Your like the dirty old pervert who sits in the mall just lurking, ready to creep that tiny dick of yours into glory!!! Kinda grosses me the fuck out. Papa Jack needs to go back to wherever he came from.. LIKE NOW!!!

James - I don't know your deal, your kind of boring the shit out of me. I thought you would be awesome and spunky but Meh, you roasted Andrew, it didn't make sense to me so I came down to your level... lowers intelligence 45 percent. I invited you to be my pranking buddy to maybe initiate some bonding so lets see if you take the bate and be my bff... not likely

Jessie - What happens Girl!!! 10th.. thats no beuno... we need  to get you the fuck out of the gutters and up into safety!!! I am glad I pulled you into the alliance hoping that Porsche will stick true to the group and you are safe this week. Rock that Lux competition, and lets both get safety!!!!

Jun - Bore Hore Bitch!!! People say your cool, I say your just another asian in the crowd!!!

McCrae - You scared Bro? You should be. Porsche is sniffing out your blood and looking for a way to gaurentee you go out the door!!! I support her 110 percent!! Better get on the social band wagon darling or you will be out!!! and joining McCranda in hell.

Porsche - Grats on HOH SLUT!!! I had a feeling you would be the most popular girl in the house!! Im concerned that three of our alliance is ranked top 3, and the other 3 of us fell so low. Adria placing better then me made me wanna vomit. I hope this week 5 Hotties and 1 Nerd are safe with you in power, and we will start to see in the first few weeks, if this alliance can survive.

Rachel - Hello Colby!! We may not have a glimmering past but for me that is all behind us. I chose my bedroom cause I heart your character from the beginning and hope that we all stay on the same level without personal shit creepin up... I am not afraid to cut a bitch!!!

Shane - Oh Mr Popular!!! Please shoot me in the mouth!!! I want to be able to forgive and forget, but I don't trust your skanky ass not to do me wrong once more.

So as you can see I am feeling pretty bold and firey today!!! I am annoyed at results, I am annoyed at being sick right now and unable to stalk aim like a super BB fan... Just simple my mood today is ANNOYED!!!!

xoxo IAN

[Drew Daniel]

Good luck Mr. Ian

[Ian Terry]

Thanks Drew Hopefully I can be deemed amazing like you someday Oh yeah kissing house calls ass early hahahaha seeing as I have already flashed my nerd wand on the live feeds!!!!

[Brian Hart]

Haha good luck bud!

[Gnatty Martinez]

Yay I can finally see this. Such a fun read Love you Ian!!

[Ian Terry]